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sulder:

omg-man:

sulder:

omg-man:

sulder:

legiondarkshatter:

This is glorious.


Actually, that’s incorrect. 
It is common knowledge that 3 days is 72 hours, correct? However, we have evidence to prove that not all of that time was spent teleporting bread.
We know that when the Spy instructed the mercenaries to synchronize their death watches for the gathering to fulfill their last wishes, He told them to set it to 70 hours, not 72. The scene after that lasts for approximately one minute, 25 seconds.

That’s not all! We know that when Miss Pauling arrived to the base, The soldier was present with the Demoman and Spy, meaning he did not spend that time teleporting bread either. This scene lasts for about 54 seconds, adding on the time the mercenaries spent battling the bread monster, this puts the 54 seconds up to 3 minutes and 40 seconds. 
For those keeping track at home, we’ve gotten up to a total of 2 hours, 5 minutes, and 5 seconds of confirmed time the soldier did not spend teleporting bread. This makes 7,505 seconds. Subtracting this from the 259,200 seconds above, the amount of bread loaves the soldier actually teleported is 25,169! 


You did not read my argument!



Does it say you want my calculator?


Yes!

sulder:

omg-man:

sulder:

omg-man:

sulder:

legiondarkshatter:

This is glorious.

Actually, that’s incorrect. 

It is common knowledge that 3 days is 72 hours, correct? However, we have evidence to prove that not all of that time was spent teleporting bread.

We know that when the Spy instructed the mercenaries to synchronize their death watches for the gathering to fulfill their last wishes, He told them to set it to 70 hours, not 72. The scene after that lasts for approximately one minute, 25 seconds.

That’s not all! We know that when Miss Pauling arrived to the base, The soldier was present with the Demoman and Spy, meaning he did not spend that time teleporting bread either. This scene lasts for about 54 seconds, adding on the time the mercenaries spent battling the bread monster, this puts the 54 seconds up to 3 minutes and 40 seconds. 

For those keeping track at home, we’ve gotten up to a total of 2 hours, 5 minutes, and 5 seconds of confirmed time the soldier did not spend teleporting bread. This makes 7,505 seconds. Subtracting this from the 259,200 seconds above, the amount of bread loaves the soldier actually teleported is 25,169! 

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You did not read my argument!

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Does it say you want my calculator?

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Yes!

(vía micthemicrophone)

Nobody will come here to adopt a child because they’re afraid of her. She’s a monster. A monster!

(Fuente: konako, vía micthemicrophone)

lameprlncess:

dlubes:

im literally playing pokemon and drinking an espresso martini in a bar right now what is my life

ideal that’s what your life is

lameprlncess:

dlubes:

im literally playing pokemon and drinking an espresso martini in a bar right now what is my life

ideal that’s what your life is

(vía micthemicrophone)

micthemicrophone:

PAPER MARIO MARATHON

http://www.twitch.tv/mic_feedback

~*~*~*STARTING TODAY AT 2PM PST (5PM EST, 10PM UK)*~*~*~

In honor of blowing past 2k, 2.5k, and almost 3k Twitch followers, it’s time I fufil my promise of a Paper Mario marathon! The marathon will go down in REVERSE RELEASE ORDER. Why do it in reverse? Because of what I have planned!

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Game #1: Paper Mario Sticker Star for 3DS

Starting with this one because the game is silly and fairly enjoyable after a short period of time. This will  be the first game in our run because reasons. ‘0’ The game is played in the typical turn based style, but lacks the risk VS reward factor of previous games. Still, the game is mad fun and I think you guys will dig it.

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Game #2: Super Paper Mario for Wii

This is actually the only Paper Mario game I have not played yet. As such, I will be going in to this completely blind. LET’S SEE HOW THIS GOES DOWN, SHALL WE?

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Game #3: Paper Mario and The Thousand Year Door

A huge fan favorite and one of mine as well. We recently beat this, so it’s my hope that we can power through these battles and get to the end ASAP without much delay. This will be near the tail end of the marathon.

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Game #4: Paper Mario 64 RAGE RUN

The final game. This will be run using a special set of rules and a special badge. The badge itself has no name and is a beta badge that was not included in the game. It increases attack by 2, but you lose the ability to choose Mario’s attacks. What happens when all you can do is rely on Mario’s AI? LET’S FUCKING FIND OUT as the big closer.

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Tune in tomorrow at 2PM PST to check it out! Reblogs are always appreciated and we will run until we beat all four games!

-Mic

discommunicator:

Sketchy summary of all the major OCs I have so far

not colored though, full size is on stash